What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 04:18

You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Live and Let Die
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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